Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Masturbating Choking the chicken Beating the bishop Taking matters into your own hands Holding your sausage hostage Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie Having a date with Pam and her five friends Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops "the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."